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"Naturally the common people don't want war: Neither in Russia, nor in England, nor for that matter in Germany. That is understood. But, after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country." - Hermann Wilhelm Göring

Incredible Edible Anus

Filed Under (Sex) by Deltrice on 20-05-2008

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The Bisous Pure Belgian Chocolate Edible Anus is made from the finest chocolate from Belgium crafted into an eerily accurate replica of an anus. One consumer said it was the best anus he’d ever paid for.

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How to Convert a ThighMaster into the Ultimate Pleasure Machine (NSFW)

Filed Under (D.I.Y., Sex) by Deltrice on 19-02-2008

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Some genius has created the Ultimate Pleasure and Sex Training Machine using a vibrator and a ThighMaster, that weird legs exercise spring-based contraption that invaded the ’80s like a plague of Galaga space aliens with a Spanish Fly overdose. The how-to seems quite simple, but the best thing, other than the looks (which indeed is like a Galaga alien spaceship), is their description on how to exercise in seated, lying and upper body positions (NSFW):

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When you fish for love….

Filed Under (Relationships) by Deltrice on 14-02-2008

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“When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.”

– Mark Twain, 1835-1910, American Writer and Humorist

Chemistry.. or lack there of…

Filed Under (Relationships) by Deltrice on 13-02-2008

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I’ll admit it.  I’m on the of people you here about that didn’t get any matches from EHarmony.  Since I’m bored and the commercial said it would actually possible find “my type”, thought I’d give it a try.

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Girl punched in Vagina outside L.A. Night Club

Filed Under (LMAO, Relationships) by Deltrice on 28-01-2008

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A boyfriend gets tired of his girlfriend’s crap so he decides to end the argument with a bullz eye punch to her vagina.

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9 Everyday Edible Aphrodisiacs

Filed Under (Health, Sex) by Deltrice on 11-01-2008

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For thousands of years, people have been using so-called aphrodisiacs — herbs, spices, fruits, vegetables, insects, animal organs, and so on — to enhance their love lives. How effective are these stimulants, really, at increasing sexual desire, drive, and performance? According to the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA), not very effective at all. In fact, in 1989 the FDA asserted that there was no scientific evidence that aphrodisiacs have any effect on libido whatsoever. Still, many people claim that certain foods put them in the mood. Here’s a list of legendary, edible “aphrodisiacs” that are safe (and healthy!) for you and your partner to enjoy. So give them a try — it can’t hurt!

Therapeutic Ex-cessories

Filed Under (Relationships, Style) by Deltrice on 07-01-2008

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Not only functional, but also therapeutic, this five-piece knife set plus holder makes for the perfect gift and a guaranteed conversation piece. Constructed with heavy-gauge durable stainless steel, each knife offers a razor-sharp precision cutting blade and a hollow, ergonomically designed comfortable handle. The knives include an 8-inch chef’s knife, an 8-inch bread knife, an 8-inch carver, a 5-inch utility knife, and a 3-1/2-inch paring knife. The included figurine block not only stores the knives, but also provides a rather unorthodox way to take out frustrations. Made of heavy-duty ABS plastic, the whimsically unique holder features an anonymous effigy design that can be dedicated to anyone. The holder also provides an innovative knife-suspension system with individual protective knife sleeves that prevent blade exposure.

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Make your next party painfully amusing by inviting OUCH!, the voodoo-it-yourself toothpick holder. Perfect for finger food, emergency hexes, and jump-starting the good times.

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Wake Up To A Female Orgasm

Filed Under (Sex) by Deltrice on 02-01-2008

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Orgasm Clock

Long for the sound of a female having an orgasm while in bed? Well, it is time to make that dream a reality, my friend. Not an actual, living woman mind you—I mean, let’s be realistic here. I’m referring to this sleek-looking Orgasmo Clock. Just set the alarm and you will be gently coaxed from your slumber with the soothing sounds of a woman getting her rocks off. Not as good as the real thing, but certainly better than the irritating alarm from most clocks. Available for $25.

BJ Machine

Filed Under (Sex) by Deltrice on 01-01-2008

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Penis Pasta

Filed Under (Health, Sex) by Deltrice on 01-01-2008

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Penis Pasta

Penis Pasta increases in size when cooked! That means more bang for your buck.

Penis Pasta is made from the finest durum wheat, and gives a zest to any bachelorette party dish! There are two Raunchy Recipes on the back: Big Balls With Steamy Sauce and Penis Pasta, and the Hot Spicy Toss.

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