This super soft, portable penis looking thing, which is actually a germ-resistant medical grade silicone. This is something you want to try at home over the toilet before you actually NEED to use this.  It comes with tissue; easy to clean and also comes with a mini-bag to put in until you get a chance to wash it out.

It was originally developed by an oral surgeon and medical device expert from Minnesota. It was created for general convenience and as an option for women with hip and knee surgeries and other conditions.

These types of things have been used in Europe for years, so it’s about time we had this luxury in the States. If you’re an active woman always on the go, loves outdoor activities, and road trips this device is for you.

Pros: Portable, small, easy to use, not messy at all, good price, high quality, comes with tissue and a little baggy, and fun to use!

Cons: difficult to find, most likely you have to order online depending on the area you live

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From the curiosity shop

On this season of “I want to work for diddy” the star of the house had to be Ms Queen Bitch, Ivory.  Ivory was the one always causing drama but something really bothered me about her…. that damn white eye shadow.  I wish I could find a picture of the gaudy ass blue eye shadow she wore, which wasn’t too much better than the white.

As quickly as it started, the first decade of 2000, dotted with the ill-predicted Y2k and not ending with exactly a “space odyssey” quite yet, the first decade of the 2000′s is coming to a close.

Surf smarter, stop using Microsoft Internet Explorer, don’t download those free movies, free ringtones, free software, free pr0n… just come back to good ol’ Pixelvomit for all your good R&B, gossip, sex talk, and randomness in 2010.

It’s fun living next to artists because they come up with things like this.

The Pussy Snorkel allows a man to continue breathing while performing oral sex on a woman in a spa, bathtub or even a bowl of green Jell-O. Insert the breathing apparatus into your nostrils, rub the clitoral stimulator against your favorite coral reef and start with the tongue action.
Also offered is the “Glow in the Dark” PUSSY SNORKEL – The One and Only Now Glows in the Dark! Great for night diving.

Get it here

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You know times are hard when you see shit like this…

My mouth was wide the hell open.

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