| Handjobs for the Homeless? |
24 Oct |
Handjobs For Homeless is a non-profit corporation comprised of perverts, smut peddlers, miscreants & other types of concerned citizens serving the Tampa, FL community since 2010. HJ4H recognizes that our local homeless population, with it’s permission to panhandle, year round tropical climate, ample open spaces and abandoned dwellings, lacks only the one thing available to the tax paying, privileged, population; handjobs.
For only $3.95, less than the cost of a Triple Grande Caramel Machiatto with a double shot of espresso, 2 squirts vanilla, lightly steamed coffee at Starfucks, you can provide a local homeless man¹ with a toothless grin as the hands of a stranger help him spunk away his stressful day into the receptacle of your choosing; your gift to keep as our way of saying, “hey, thanks for taking time out of your busy day and beating this guy off”.
Check it out HERE
| Fuck A Book! |
21 May |
I know there are many people today that would say that hip-hop is a dead horse being kicked to death by mainstream rappers. There’s good music out there if you look for it but in the meantime making fun of hip-hop’s biggest flaws is comedy gold… I give you, Booga Boogalou
| Videos That Make Me Happy |
3 Mar |
If I’m ever down and need a quick pick-me-up, I watch these videos and I instantly feel better.
The first video was introduced to me by my nephew.
| The Vee String |
29 Dec |
Are you a lonely drag queen that wishes you were a woman? Or are you just a man who wants to have a few laughs by wearing a fake vagina. Either way, you’re in luck.

Now retailing for $180. And what cracks me up is that they include the asshole…
just in case you lost the one you had.
| Wacka Flacka Cartoon |
15 Oct |
| You Suck |
30 Aug |
| Ladies, Pee Standing Up! |
16 Aug |
This super soft, portable penis looking thing, which is actually a germ-resistant medical grade silicone. This is something you want to try at home over the toilet before you actually NEED to use this. It comes with tissue; easy to clean and also comes with a mini-bag to put in until you get a chance to wash it out.
It was originally developed by an oral surgeon and medical device expert from Minnesota. It was created for general convenience and as an option for women with hip and knee surgeries and other conditions.

These types of things have been used in Europe for years, so it’s about time we had this luxury in the States. If you’re an active woman always on the go, loves outdoor activities, and road trips this device is for you.
Pros: Portable, small, easy to use, not messy at all, good price, high quality, comes with tissue and a little baggy, and fun to use!
Cons: difficult to find, most likely you have to order online depending on the area you live
| My Little Pony Musical |
25 Mar |
| You Ain’t Ready…. |
9 Mar |
| …And Have A Nice Day |
10 Jan |
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