Late one morning I was watching BET and then all of a sudden I saw this man….

Call NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!

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I know there are many people today that would say that hip-hop is a dead horse being kicked to death by mainstream rappers.  There’s good music out there if you look for it but in the meantime making fun of hip-hop’s biggest flaws is comedy gold…  I give you, Booga Boogalou

Real talk.

If I’m ever down and need a quick pick-me-up, I watch these videos and I instantly feel better.

The first video was introduced to me by my nephew.

Are you a lonely drag queen that wishes you were a woman?  Or are you just a man who wants to have a few laughs by wearing a fake vagina.  Either way, you’re in luck.

Now retailing for $180.  And what cracks me up is that they include the asshole…

just in case you lost the one you had.

This super soft, portable penis looking thing, which is actually a germ-resistant medical grade silicone. This is something you want to try at home over the toilet before you actually NEED to use this.  It comes with tissue; easy to clean and also comes with a mini-bag to put in until you get a chance to wash it out.

It was originally developed by an oral surgeon and medical device expert from Minnesota. It was created for general convenience and as an option for women with hip and knee surgeries and other conditions.

These types of things have been used in Europe for years, so it’s about time we had this luxury in the States. If you’re an active woman always on the go, loves outdoor activities, and road trips this device is for you.

Pros: Portable, small, easy to use, not messy at all, good price, high quality, comes with tissue and a little baggy, and fun to use!

Cons: difficult to find, most likely you have to order online depending on the area you live

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