The original is a reason why black people have been set back a few years. It also makes me wanna take public transportation just so I can witness bullshit like this. Respect the old folks.. you’ll be old one day. And her voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard.

Now I’mma hit ya wit tha remix…

Take that, take that, take that…

Download the remix here.

Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo’s sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.
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Viagra (sildenafil citrate) is good not only for treating male impotence. Israeli and Australian researchers have discovered that small concentrations of the drug dissolved in a vase of water can also double the shelf life of cut flowers, making them stand up straight for as long as a week beyond their natural life span.

They have already tested Viagra on strawberries, legumes, roses, carnations, broccoli, and other perishables. In this latest research they found that 1 mg of the drug (compared with 50 mg in one pill taken by impotent men) in a solution was enough to prevent two vases of cut flowers from wilting for as much as a week longer than might be expected.
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Jennifer Rosenblatt, is endorsing a new brand of padded underwear called Booty Pop—”The Panties That Make Your Booty Pop.”  The unmentionables are rated: Sweet (S), Sweeter (M) and Sweetest (L). If only all sizing was as kind! Of course, you’ll have to get past the name, which brings to mind the “doody bubbles” that Whitney Houston made famous on Being Bobby Brown. Not to spoil your lunch or anything. But if you can stomach that, the panties come in such “bootylicious colors” as black licorice, white vanilla marshmallow, and pink cotton candy.

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… I’ll empty it out like that time of the month”

~Wendy Ho

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The verses of “Touch My Body” sound like cartoon baby babble.  I could not stop laughing.