You can’t fade this queen…

Take this one to the strip club and see if you don’t make a pretty dollar…

DIVA!

Above is the patent for the shoes that enabled Michael Jackson to lean at a full 45-degree angle when doing the Smooth Criminal dance. Over at BB Gadgets, Joel has the details and a video of the late King of Pop rocking his dancing shoes. “Michael Jackson’s patented “Smooth Criminal” leaning shoes”

Remember the Bart man?

Even Mr Bean can do the stanky leg!

My nephew told me there was a new dance called “stanky leg.”  I didn’t believe him until I youtubed it…

Here it is done right

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Done wrong

Did those fools just pop outta that damn trunk?!

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You can even do it while drivin’

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But naw… it looks like alot of fun and I can’t knock anybody’s hustle.  Keep it STANKY!  Big up to Dallas!

Didn’t you just get aroused?

The original is a reason why black people have been set back a few years. It also makes me wanna take public transportation just so I can witness bullshit like this. Respect the old folks.. you’ll be old one day. And her voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard.

Now I’mma hit ya wit tha remix…

Take that, take that, take that…

Download the remix here.

I caught this show one night and I have to admit that it’s a clever idea.. and a whole lot better than most reality shows out there. Randy Jackson went searching for America’s best dance crews and they compete against each other. The show is hosted by Mario Lopez.

The judges are:

Mr. Shane Sparks (choreographer and my next baby daddy)

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Lil papa.. I mean Lil Mama

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and JC Chasez (the asshole judge).

I saw the 2 hr special but if anyone knows where I can watch episodes I’ve missed, let me know.

Here are my favs:

Jabba WockeeZ

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Fysh n Chicks

Who’s your favs?

Never seen it? Watch the casting special here.

All of the Crews:

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NOT WORK SAFE! 

He did the damn thang!

Although often confused with one another, Crip Walking differs from Clown Walking. The confusion between the two is compunded by both styles starting with the letter “C”, hence they are both referred to as C-Walking.

Clown Walking, as opposed to Crip Walking, is a form of dance that “evolved” from the Crip Walk. It is usually faster than Crip Walking (although not always the case). It takes the foundational moves of the Crip Walk, such as the shuffle and V’s and expanding them to become flashier and more entertaining. This form of dance has no gang relations and is meant to be done for fun, rather than gang rituals. It is basically freestyle footwork, but has had some moves taken from Crip walking. Some of these moves would include the basic V and shuffle, but they’ve evolved into Clown Walking moves through variations walkers make.

What truly separates Clown Walking from Crip Walking is that while Clowning, you don’t flash gang signs and other gang-related gestures or spell anything to represent a gang with your feet. In the end, the Clown Walk is simply a dance that has been adopted into hip hop culture.

Clown Walk moves consist of basic V, Shuffle, and heeltoe. Dancers who utilize this particular form of dance often customize their own moves to make it unique.

It involves moving your legs like a butterfly, whilst simultaneously rotating your neck and posterior. Sometimes more advanced dancers will also include the splits in their Dutty Wine. The Dutty Wine experienced a surge of popularity around the world, especially in Jamaican communities in parts of the United Kingdom and North America. Some even labelled it as “the dance craze” of 2006.

The Dutty Wine is generally performed to Dancehall style music.

Warning: Some doctors have warned against performing the Dutty Wine, claiming it may cause serious muscle trauma, and ligament damage. The right way to do the “Dutty Wine”

The “Dutty Wine” gone WRONG