Went out to a Halloween party with some people and I was front row to this shit. This chick (dressed as a dude) was screaming a song while tearing pages from the Bible while leading her girlfriend around on a leash and she just happened to have on a gas mask. The wildest shit I’ve ever seen. She rules!

It is most tempting,when you find out someone is depressed, to attempt to immediately fix the problem. However, until the depressed person has given you permission to be their therapist(as a friend or professional),the following responses are more likely to help.

“I Love You”

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Black Woman Cake…written by a Black Man

THERE WERE SPECIAL INGREDIENTS GOD USED IN MAKING A GOOD WOMAN

I’m making a black woman cake because I’m hungry as hell.
And the sweet tooth I have only a Sista can break the spell.
Let me reach into my spice rack to see what I can get.

To make a mix that will stick to my stomach you can bet.

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A series of interviews are conducted concerning people’s beliefs towards the possibility of an afterlife. The interviews are filmed against a set of strange backdrops, and are intercut with clips from classic films and a variety of stock footage.
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Pull up a cloud and take a ride through Heaven. Created and directed by the multi-talented Diane Keaton (Annie Hall, Baby Boom), “Heaven” takes a wonderfully lighthearted look a the Great Beyond. Keaton intersperses outrageous interviews with extraordinary film footage from such European and American film classics as “Metropolis,” “Green Pastures” and “Stairway to Heaven.” It is truly the ultimate coming attraction!
~Amazon.com

They threw Don King up in there for some reason…