1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with
vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive.
2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a
trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five
minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and
mildew.
3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a
soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka
cleans the glass and kills germs.
4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and
letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving.
The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot
dry.
6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an
astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.
7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The
alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates
the growth of healthy hair.
8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees
or wasps to kill them.
9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a
Ziplock freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack
for aches, pain or black eyes.
10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed
lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and
set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee
filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.
11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your
chest and back as a liniment.
12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
13. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.
14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to
remove the oil from your skin.
15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your
gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.
16. NEVER DRINK THE STUFF - IT’LL KILL YOU
